(Source: hemsbear)

dragqueenumbridge:

riskyrevenge:

ihopeyouknowme:

“I guess I should tell you about the first time I’ve had my period. My daddy was driving me back from summer camp and I said, “Daddy! I think I’m sloughing!” And he said, “That’s nice, honey.” And I realized…he had like no idea just what sloughing meant. So I explained to him that it meant blood, was gushing, from my you know where! And he nearly wrecked the car trying to hand me a wad of fast food napkins, which is not something you particularly want to stick up your hooch!”

BEST. EVER.

I WATCH THIS OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER.  BEST PART IN ANY MOVIE EVER. 
EVER!

dragqueenumbridge:

riskyrevenge:

ihopeyouknowme:

I guess I should tell you about the first time I’ve had my period. My daddy was driving me back from summer camp and I said, “Daddy! I think I’m sloughing!” And he said, “That’s nice, honey.” And I realized…he had like no idea just what sloughing meant. So I explained to him that it meant blood, was gushing, from my you know where! And he nearly wrecked the car trying to hand me a wad of fast food napkins, which is not something you particularly want to stick up your hooch!

BEST. EVER.

I WATCH THIS OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER.  BEST PART IN ANY MOVIE EVER. 

EVER!

(via whateverhappened)